PREDICTED RESPONSE: "You know I don't have a clitoris in my mouth, right?"
PREDICTED RESPONSE: "Oh, baby, your sperm is driving me wild with its unparalleled uniformity."
This is called the Jackie Uh-Oh.
If that mood is "Gosh, I sure miss Mom."
PREDICTED RESPONSE: "Baby, why don't we put that thing away and play with Squeaky for a change?"
She have cold hands? Kitchen's thataway.
PREDICTED RESPONSE: "You bastard. You've been fucking Stan again, haven't you?"