Florida police arrested a naked man masturbating inside a Jeep Cherokee while driving.

A tow truck driver who pulled up alongside 49-year-old Robert Casey claimed his "hands were in his groin area moving around." When police arrived, they patted Casey down and found a toy pistol tied to his leg. Part was hidden in his behind, and another part was tied around his genitals.

Casey was charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, and booked into the county jail.

Kids, let that be a lesson. When you're burning rubber in your banger, don't get behind the wheel of a car.