Highlights From Clint Eastwood's Speech At The Republican National Convention

• Go ahead: replace Medicare with granny coupons.
  

• This is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off. You've got to ask yourself one question: "Are all his bullets legitimate?"
  

• I know what you're thinking. "Did Mitt hide his money in a sandwich in the Canary Islands or in a canary in the Sandwich Islands?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself.
  

• Sure, we Republicans own some guns. But we don't have to fire any bullets to make our horses dance.