Cosmopolitan magazine conducted a survey of 1,000 men about their body-grooming habits, and they report that a whopping 95% of American men manscape to some degree.

Below the belt, most men just want “a manicured patch,” but then there are creative types. “I had one client who wanted his favorite football team’s logo waxed into his crotch,” said Jane Pham, owner of Ted D. Bare Salon in San Jose, California.

He forgot to tell his girlfriend about it, and when she asked, "What's up with the Redskins?" he said, "I swear that's just chafing."