In an effort to bolster his father's reputation in the days before the presidential election, Mitt Romney’s son Tagg drew up a list of twelve good deeds his father had done, such as helping a dying teenager write his will.

SAINT PETER: Let's see: you were a powerful billionaire with a lot of family connections. Why should I let you into heaven?

MITT ROMNEY: Well, once I paid a kid's LegalZoom bill.