Maria
I just met a girl named Maria
And suddenly that name
Will never be the same
To me

Because before it just made me think of the world's best opera singer and Jesus' mom.

Maria
Say it loud and there's music playing
Say it soft and it's almost like praying

Which is why I used to be engaged to Blessusohlordforthesethygifts McGee.

Maria
I'll never stop saying
Maria

Oh, look. I already stopped.