Got that? My client did not pour Belvedere in his rear. He didn't funnel Ketel One up his bum. He's never sprayed Busch into his tush, or shot Kahlua in his hoohah. On no occasion has he introduced Grey Goose to his caboose, or Absolut to his patoot.

He has never stuck Two Fingers in his -- what? Oh. And that concludes this press conference.