Really, baby? Your wish is my command. Let's talk health care. I can see you don't need vision care coverage because, honey, you are a vision. This specialist is gonna send you completely out of network. Don't think about what's out of pocket: concentrate on what's out of pants. My single-payer health care plan covers outpatients too. If I slip out, baby, have some patience. You prefer an HMO? That's fiiiine, baby. You give me a HM and I'll give you one motherfuckin' O. Maybe I can't be your PCP, but I can be your PNS. Nobody's gonna need COBRA with the snake I got right here. I'll even give you a free periodic health exam. Yeah, baby -- you're having your period.
