SCENE: A typical grocery store in Brooklyn. A very tall customer is unloading his shopping basket onto the checkout counter.

CUSTOMER: Oh. This yogurt has a hole in it and yogurt is shooting out everywhere.

CLERK: You want to get another one?

CUSTOMER thinks for a second. There's a long line, and he doesn't want to have to run back to the dairy section to find another yogurt and then run back.

CUSTOMER: No, I don't.

CLERK: Okay.

And she scans the bar code and puts it in my bag.